Curt Howard, aka Port Ugly, ex-pat Philadelphian now living in Portland, Oregon. Enjoys quiet. Plays drums for bands you'll never listen to. Overly aggressive when joking. Confusing at best. Father of two. Husband of one. Writes software for corporate overlord masquerading as a startup. Enjoys it, mostly. Creates fantasy worlds with eldest child before exploring them with wife. Wife hates it. Can't stop doodling / has doodled forever. Draws penises on stuff. Known for it, even.