by Daniel Nichols
If you’d be so kind, tell the folks at home your names, where you’re from, what instruments you play or how you make your music, and your favorite drink.
My name is Riley Haynie. I play guitar and yell for the band and my favorite beverage is an Americano.
Tel Dedmore, I play bass and my favorite drink is 2% Milk.
Jacob Fish, I play drums and my favorite drink is water.
If animals could run for president of the united states, which would you vote for and why?
Riley: I’d vote for an owl because they are generally perceived as wise. Unlike our current elected leaders.
What do ya'll do when you're not making music?
Riley: I like to read, watch hockey, collect records. I also am a mechanic to pay the bills.
Tel: Smoke weed, and play Disc Golf.
Fish: Play doom riffs on guitar.
Use three verbs to describe your sound.
Riley : Loud, abrasive, and Slappy.
In your opinon(s), what separates mankind from the rest of creation?
Tel: The ability to process critical thought.
If for whatever reason you had to move out of the country, where would you relocate and why?
Fish: Norway, it’s colder.
If all of you could play different instruments proficiently what would they be?
Riley: I’d love to good at banjo.
What is humanity's most redeeming characteristic?
Riley: Humans are generally compassionate people. That’s pretty rad.