The League of Ordinary Derelicts
Power Rankings
Week 9
#1
Chris
(6-2, 1st Mountain)
The Shitheel holds strong at our top spot. His stench wafts over our entire fantasy football realm. Just how he likes it. This juggernaut team leads the league in scoring, and he probably thinks about it every night before bed.
#2
Nam
(5-3, 2nd Pacific)
Nam the fanatsy football chat deserter is trying to make his way to the lonely peak atop the rankings. He’s getting closer every week. This squad also scores gobs of points, and I know he thinks about it every night before bed AND in his dreams.
#3
Austin
(5-3, 1st Pacific)
Krampus Man somehow finds himself atop the Pacific Division whilst being the second lowest scoring team in the league. At this point I try not to question this man’s chaos magic. So, for that reason almost alone, as long as he keeps winning, he stays high in the Krampus Tree.
#4
Jake
(5-3, 3rd Mountain)
The Wizard has seemingly finally arrived not late, but precisely when he meant to. This team is red hot like the goblet of fire, and he just ripped off 4 straight wins pretty decisively. Does this wizard have more tricks up his oversized robe sleeve?
#5
Scott
(5-3, 2nd Mountain)
Oh, how the Champ has fallen. Our once noble hero, once again fighting it out amongst the peasants. Scotty boy has caught a bit of a bad streak after a hot start, and now I just think he’s in his own head, so I’m going to drop him in the rankings to further that.
#6
Jeremy
(4-4, 4th Mountain)
Big wiener dog energy finds himself again right in the middle of the pack. The rook is currently top 4 in scoring and when he does win, it’s with some emphasis. If he can figure out how to string together more than one win at a time, we might be in trouble.
#7
Josh
(3-5, 4th Pacific)
Joshy GM barely escaped with a huge win against our top team last week, and that might be just what he needs to get this train a rollin’. Honestly with how bad he is record-wise right now I can’t believe this team is top 3 in scoring. As long as he’s still alive, he’s still dangerous.
#8
Laura
(3-5, 3rd Pacific)
The Witch hasn’t manifested much success yet this year. A tough loss last week in the Battle of the Magic drops her again in the rankings. Her team is dead last in scoring and far underperforming the talent she has on her roster. She’s right on the edge of collapse, but maybe that’s what she wants us to think?…
#9
Kyle
(2-6, 5th Mountain)
Was a big win against The Commish last week just what Kyle needed to pull this team out of a nose dive? His team isn’t really that terrible, but he just can’t seem to play the right players at the right time. Our first champion and resident pilot needs a miracle from the fantasy football gods to make it through this storm.
#10
Commish
(2-6, 5th Pacific)
No comment… Ok, one comment: THE COMMISH IS NOT DEAD YET! It’s spooky season, so beware the Witching Hour as this is the time when those things that are seemingly dead come back to LIFE. This team has definitely been scary to watch and look at, but there is still so many moons left. Ok, that was a few comments…